UNLADYLIKE VIRTUAL RETREAT
APRIL 26, 2020 FROM 8:30 AM - 8 PM CST
(VIA ZOOM VIDEO CONFERENCE)
Give the middle finger to how women "SHOULD" be.
STOP BREAKING YOURSELF into bite-sized pieces for everyone. STAY WHOLE and let them choke.
This virtual retreat creates space for us to be ALL the things.
The Unladylike Virtual Retreat is filled with bad ass, powerful women who are experts in their fields, and masters of living authentically.
An all day event (with breaks) filled with bad ass knowledge, fun experiences, and a whole lotta PLAY.
Throughout the day you’ll get to….
Shake your ass with a leader in the body inclusivity movement who'll have you feeling like you own the world
Twerk your way through a dance routine you'll learn from a professional pole dancer that'll teach you how to own YOUR sexy (no dance experience necessary)
Embrace and embody what sexy looks and feels like for you
Workshop with a Sex Educator and ask questions about all things “taboo” and unladylike
Perfect the elusive CAT EYE with a professional makeup artist
Empower yourself to fix the damn shit around your house all. by. yourself. from a bad ass construction worker (come with your questions!)
Discover how to use your voice, express yourself, and speak your fucking needs with a goddess of truth-telling, yoga instructor, and life coach
Get the posing tips and selfie skills to take really fucking beautiful photos of yourself ('cuz we need more of your gorgeous face in the world) with a professional boudoir photographer who's here to help you feel and see how absolutely stunning you are
Get the scoop on Clean Beauty and Skin care from an EXPERT in the Clean Beauty world
AND THAT'S NOT EVEN ALL!
The party begins before the event even starts with a SPECIAL PACKAGE delivered right to your door!
An Unladylike T-shirt (cut it up, bedazzle it…..we won't let anyone restrict us….not even our own shirts!)
Bedroom Kandi lubricant & arousal gel (for your after retreat entertainment…..mate not included or needed)
Dry Shampoo ('cuz who wants to waste time WASHING their damn hair!?)
Makeup supplies to perfect the elusive and oh so sexy, Cat Eye (MEOWWW)
Join us for all the events, some of the events or one of the events; you are free to come and go BUT GIRL, you are NOT gonna wanna miss any of these goddesses!
OWNER & CREATOR, FAT GIRLS DANCE MOVEMENT
... sharing pearls of wisdom on how to fall in love with your body exactly the way it is and teaching us some fun choreography to shake our asses to!
MAKE UP ARTIST
... giving us the secret tips to perfect the elusive CAT EYE! *You will be mailed a package with the makeup and brush.
Atiya Coleman Young
... sharing her knowledge, expertise, and answering all your burning questions so bring that unladylike question you've always been afraid to ask!
PROFESSIONAL BOUDOIR PHOTOGRAPHER
... teaching us to pose like a pro and up our selfie game.
CLEAN BEAUTY & SKIN CARE EXPERT
... giving us a run down of what clean beauty is, how to take better care of our skin, our bodies, the environment, and look RADIANT while doing it all.
SALON OWNER & HAIRSTYLIST
... giving us much needed tips on temporary root coverage (thanks to the quarantine) and other simple, but genius, hair tips!
... helping us get our hands dirty and teaching us a few tips to become a handy-woman around the house!
YOGA INSTRUCTOR & LIFE COACH
... guiding us to find our voices, speak our needs, and to only give fucks about things that matter.
THIS RETREAT WILL BLOW YOUR TITS OFF . . .
. . . with the number of goddesses dropping truth bombs and helping us embrace our unladylike-ness un-apologetically.
When we work with our hands, use our voices, feel good in our skin, and come together in community, not comparison, we are taking our power back and owning everything it is to be a woman.
YOUR INVESTMENT IS ONLY $89 FOR THIS FULL DAY RETREAT!
8:30 AM - 8:00 PM
Breaks from 12-1 PM, 3:30 - 5:30 PM, and randomly scattered throughout for spontaneous twerking.
Are you a healthcare worker? We've got you covered girl! Email firstname.lastname@example.org before you register. Your registration costs are on us.
What the hell are you waiting for?!